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[robbieradiant]

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

[mothiraffe]

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

[robbieradiant]

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

[first-day-of-summer]

lusttown

[konkeydongcountry]

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

[batbitequeen]

MURDERTOWN

[robbieradiant]

the gluttony one is called flavortown

[megatraven]

pls stop

[thelordanubis]

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

[kioskofsquids]

I just hit my head on a drawer after reading this

[dead-end-kid]

op where’s your url

[looudoom]

op is fucking dead

[littlemissh0ney]

they killed them

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[bobavader]

Looked this up for answers and only found more questions

[c-rowlesblogs]

I tried to do more research and now I, too, only have even more questions.

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[womanbecomescow]

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

[queenrinacat]

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness. 

[womanbecomescow]

the academy awards:

[fmlcomic]

Margot Robbie Deserves Better

[evilauthor]

This is actually what method acting is.

Maybe some dude bros in Hollywood should write it down.

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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

[intrepid-moose]

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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[eclipsebykimlipmp3]

whiteys in the notes big mad

[africanaquarian]

they like “but the person in the car could DIE!” and like who the fuck dies after going off the road and getting stuck in some snow. anyways i woulda kept on driving. people against my basic rights don’t deserve my sympathy

[saturnineaqua]

They’re so used to us being the “bigger person” and extending ourselves despite their treachery that us just minding our business and moving forward is appalling. 

they expect to be cared for coddled and saved  regardless

[africanaquarian]

exactly and my morally ambiguous ass woulda kept driving regardless

[audio-sexual]

Me, seeing that Trump sticker:

[foshriizzle]

plus she prob woulda been racist AT you if you did pull up and try to help so. not worth it

[audio-sexual]

I hate to admit I’ve been thinking of this post & the response in the replies but…

The colonizers angry in the tags gotta realize…Black people with car troubles get killed. This is not an exaggeration. This is not a 1-off. Black people have been shot by whites for trying to get help when their cars break down & get no justice for it.

Y’all & y’all gun-obsessed kinfolk have made it too dangerous to risk our lives. Especially when you have indicators of being a hateful ass racist/fascist. YEP, ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE RACISTS & FASCISTS.

So, nah, we are not here to be your caretakers anymore.

You want to deny the humanity of PoC, wanna build a wall & destroy families, attack Brown people on religious garb, wanna call traumatized children “crisis actors”, wanna blame unarmed Black folks when KKKops shoot us just b/c they see us existing?

Then so be it.

If that person dies b/c they don’t have AAA or a relative, I still don’t give a fuck. Y’all already doomed this damn country to Trump, I wash my hands of thee.

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[devilbunnii]

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

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[moveslikekeithrichards]

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN. 

me: yeah i do whats ur pun

this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today

this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,

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[kasper-the-ghost]